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Lifes unanswered questions..
-Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?
-Why is it when we ask for the check in a restaurant they bring us a bill?
-If people say if you eat dessert before dinner it will ruin your appetite won’t eating dinner before dessert ruin your appetite for dessert?
-Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
-How come, in the Mini Wheat’s commercials, Sweets has a Brooklyn accent and Wheat’s has an English accent? They're attached at the back, wouldn't they have been raised in the same place?
-If two identical twin brothers married identical twin sisters, would there kids be identical?
-If money is the root of all evil then how come churches ask for it?
-If you stick on stickers on non-stick pans, would they stick on?
-If ignorance is bliss, why aren’t more people happy?
-If a picture is worth a thousand words, what is a picture of a thousand words worth?
-Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
-If your plan is having no plan, do you have a plan?
- If anything's possible, then is it possible that nothing's possible?
-Why do people say heads up when you should duck?
-If you were on a plane going the speed of sound and walked from the back of the plane to the front, would you be walking faster than the speed of sound?
-If your born at exactly midnight is your birthday on both those days?
-Why doesn't the glue in the bottle dry up?
-If an anarchist group attained political power, would they by principle have to dissolve their own government?
- If you decide that you're indecisive, which one are you?
-Why do they call it "head over heels in love" If our head is always over our heels?
-If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?
-If a person owns a piece of land do they own it all the way down to the core of the earth?
-Why do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front?
-If you say something is indescribable, isn't that describing it?
-Can blind people see their dreams?
-Why do most cars have speedometers that go up to at least 130 when you legally can't go that fast on any road?
hmm..
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