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Name: Josh
Nickname: none
Sex: male
Birthday: july 20th
Height: 5'7
Hair color: dark brownish
Eye Color: green. like m&m's and grass.
City born in:crapville usa
Location now: your mom's bed
Siblings: 1 brother.
Parents married/divorced: together...but who cares.
Who are your closest friends: my socks.
Who makes you laugh the most?: argyle.
Who knows the most about you?: crapface from SD
Boy/girlfriend status: dead.
OTHER STUFF ABOUT ME:
Do you have a job: haha no, those are for losers.
What are you scared of: being shot in the face
Who's your role model: tato chip
Most interesting thing you've done this summer: rocked and rolled.
What store do you shop at the most: kroger
Have you ever done any drugs: oh yeah! i'm down with the bananna breads and carrot juices!
Do you collect anything: STD's!!
Are you a ditz:no...know a few though...like everyone reading this!! hahahaha got you good you fuckers!
FAVORITES:
Day of the week: i find thursdays to be nice
Thing in your room: Kerang from the seblar galaxy
Cousin: marty mcfly
Animal:a tato chip
Ice Cream: cookie dough waffle cone, like the ones josh used to give me at coldstone.
Drink: i'm a whiskey man myself. or vanilla coke.
Thing to do: smoke pot whooo!
Movies of all time: i'm gonna get you sucka!
Hangout: tour van
Favorite pizza topping: dead animal
EXTRAS:
Where do you see yourself in 10 years: doing something whorish
If you could live anywhere: back out to cali...
What age do you want to get married: you know...funny question...
How many kids do you want: want or have because there is a difference come to find out....
Girl's names: lampshade, seven, fucia, and red bean
Boy's names: shitface, fuckface, dog penis, and ride 'em cowboy
HAVE YOU EVER:
Been in love?: Yes. still am...
Lied?: Yes. but it was only to protect the truth of the lies.
Cheated on a test?: Yes. this one. hahahahahaha got you good you fuckers!
Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfriend?: sometimes.
Tied your shoes together?: Yes. what the fuck?
Eaten something with a lot of fat?: Yes. whoo whoo next stop my thighs.
FEELINGS SIDE:
Worst feeling in the world: never being loved.
Best feeling in the world: sex.
Can you define love?: money, sex, drugs, and fighting.
Do you get along with your parents?: maybe...you'll never get it from me.
OPPOSITE SEX:
First thing you notice about the opp sex? eyes, tits, and personailty.
Perfect dream date: me, her, the cure, picnic, and lazer tag.
Who is your best friend of the opposite sex?: jameson, shelia
NITTIE NIGHT:
What do you wear to bed: twinkie pants, shirt.
What's your bed time: i dunno...usually ends up being couch time though.
Do you wish on stars: not any more. all mine burned out.
Is there a TV in your room: no, i limit my brainwashing to the family room.
What's the last thing you do before you fall asleep: cry.
Are you passive or aggressive: passive like woah.
Vanilla or chocolate: Vanilla.
Would you rather be hot or cold: Cold. cause i'm always so hot....hahahaha.
What is your curfew: tomorrow.
SILLY STUFF:
Do you glow in the dark: only after my phosphorus baths.
Do you posses magical abilities: the power to be dumb whenever it's needed...or not for that matter.
Do you keep your underwear and socks in the same drawer: yes, your face.
If you could change one thing about yourself what would it be?: the fact that i can't fly and travel through time.
Do you know anyone who SERIOUSLY wanted to kill themselves?: Yes.
Who do you really hate?: you.
What are you addicted to?: cigarrettes, frank sinatra, and court t.v.
Do you like jewelry?:if it's fo free nigga
Do you wear a watch?: No.
Did/Do you have braces?: never. god's own teeth in my mouth.
Do you believe in God?: i used to. i dunno if he's there or not. he's certainly not trying to make his precense known if he is. a little miracle here, a little miracle there, that's all we're asking for.
Do you believe in love at first sight?: Yes. yes. yes. yes. yes.
What are your favorite tv show(s)?: perfect strangers.
What color tooth brush do you use?: pink and white. i finally lost the one i bought at this dollar store in california, that was sad.
Is the glass half empty or half full: i ordered coffee.
Most dangerous thing you've ever done: loved.
MORE QUESTIONS:
1. Are you listening to any of your CDs at the moment: yes i am.
2. What are you listening to?: copeland
3. How are you doing, grade-wise, in school?: school???
5. How are you feeling about your friends?: i like them. i'll keep 'em.
6. What time is it?: 12:26
7. Who do you think is your closest, true friend?: good question...
8. Do you have a crush?: no.
9. What celebrity do you have a thing for?: kirsten dunst. ashton kutcher.
10. What are you wearing?: your mom's face. no, really.
11. How do you feel about your school year so far?: wtf is all this school bullshit?
12. Are you single or attached?: we already had this question.
13. How are you feeling about yourself in general?: no one EVER likes themselves.
14. What's pissing you off?: lack of money.
15. What are your goals?: to love. and to be loved.
16. What's something about school you love?:
17. What's something about school you hate?:
18. What movie are you dying to see?:the movie of my life.
19. What TV shows do you love?: the ones that repeat over and over.
20. What celebrity do you just want to slap?: the president
22. Now what time is it?: 12:29
23. Are you satisfied with your looks?: from other people? or just how i look?
24. Are you smiling, frowning, or neither?: funny, a bit of all of them actually.
25. What was the last thing you ate?: ice cream
26. Who are you talking to (if anyone)?: tato chip.
27. How are you feeling about this survey?: lame for taking it.
28. Are you tired or energetic?: who knows
29. Are you happy or sad?: who cares
30. Are you more of a bitch or a princess?: oh, i'm a total bitch!
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