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Elizabeth (hmjrocksmysocks) wrote,
@ 2003-08-26 23:26:00
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    Current mood: scared
    Current music:Think Twice- Eve6

    What Is Your Battle Cry?

    Lo! Who is that, sprinting along the plains! It is Catherine Zeta-jones Douglas, hands clutching a studded crowbar! She grunts mightily:

    "I'm going to bludgeon you with such wanton cruelty, you'll reincarnate as an X-file!!"

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    What Is Your Battle Cry?

    Sprinting across the terrain, attacking with a studded crowbar, cometh Elizabeth Moreno! And she gives a vengeful roar:

    "I'm going to fuck you with such disregard for common sense, you will polymorph into Ronald Reagan!!"

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    TENNIS IS SO HARD!!! I HATE THE RUNNING! I HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE
    ABSOLUTLY HATE RUNNING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    We hard to run a lot! Thank Gosh I left early Oh I would have been running those laps with them at the end of the practice! Why do they have it at the end of the practice? Just the beginning and that freakin' it! Please come one do they want to KILL us!!! It seems like it! i hate running...running is stupid!

    OKAY ENOUGH!!!


    I need a laugh!

    STARS ARE FANS, TOO
    January 13, 2003

    Out shopping in LA, "Far From Heaven" actress Julianne Moore was horrified when a guy ran up to her, grabbed her in a bear hug and shouted, "I love you so much -- you are so beautiful!" Before Julianne could call for security, she recognized her fan -- wacky "Will & Grace" star Sean Hayes! Exuberant Sean was so starstruck he dialed a pal and asked Julianne to say, "Hi!" After the gracious actress left, Sean gushed to his friend: "I'm going to get her on the show if it's the last thing I do!"


    FUNNY?

    whatever....Buh-Bye


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