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For me, food and sex are on damn near the same plane.
Men are like a buffet. I don't want to eat all the food that's laid out in front of me. Some of it is distasteful to my palate. There are some things I would never eat and some things I can't get enough of. There are some foods you can only eat in moderation because they're so flavorful and others that need some serious spice. I simply want to have a bite (or three) of everything that looks good and go about my business.
EXAMPLES/EJEMPLOS
Danny
He's like steak and potatoes. A delicious classic, always a favorite, although after eating it for a couple days in a row, you start to want something different.
Ericson
He's like caviar. Something special, something I can't afford, something I've heard is an acquired taste, but something I'd like to try nonetheless.
Foreplay
It's like salt. Utterly necessary in every savory dish, it kicks up the flavor and makes everything just taste better.
S&M
It's like pepper. Not everybody likes it and if you use too much, the meal is ruined. Sprinkled judiciously throughout however, it can add much-needed spice.
Masturbation
It's like a salad. It can be anything from a few shreds of lettuce with olive oil to a massive travesty full of meat, cheese, dressing, and every vegetable ever grown. In its purest form, it's nothing but a filler, but when you add things to it (the add-ins being another person or some dirty talk), it can be enough to satisfy hunger.
I swear, I could write a book in which every guy I've ever dealt with and every aspect of my sexual experience is equated to food. I've thought about it, illustrations and everything, but I really don't know where to start.
Any ideas?
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