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every day is a struggle
to stay sane? no. to pay bills? no. to stay awake? no. every day is a struggle to keep residents from parking in the fire lane. its a rough life. especially now that im old. yes, i had a wonderful birthday, thank you for all the gifts and cards and shit. yes, im talking to you marge because my other internet friends (pru, frances, wanda shame on you!) dont come here anymore.
this morning i had to drop a kitten off at the animal shelter. she was all white, with 6 toes on each foot. richard kept calling her 'mittens' because hes a big homo. i called her 'johnny deformed' because i think having extra toes is nasty. she was very very very sweet and playful and just about everything you could want in a cat (except for the extra toes). theyve got these crates just inside the door where you can put animals after hours. they looked kinda dirty but i figured she wouldnt be in there long. i left a note stating where she was found and blah blah blah to call me BEFORE she is 'humanely euthanized'. some english dude called me just a few minutes ago and asked if i found the cat with the collar or i had put it on her. i told him she had it on. then he asked if they should call me when shed be available for adoption. i told him to call me if she hasnt been adopted and will be executed. then he said "so you want to save her life?" which i thought was a strange question. anyway, the point of the story is you need a cat. in fact, you need this cat. shed be perfect for you- shes white and small- just like you!! wow see how much you have in common? i have 3 cats already or id take her. what a great birthday gift it would be.
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