Ian (helpinofdoom) wrote, @ 2007-07-20 00:31:00

Night Junkies
I've noticed that I'm a night junkie. Explained, I like to stay up late, doing absolutley nothing. I've also notice that there are two types of night junkies. So instead of a long, drawn out intor, we'll get right into the blogging.

1) The fat lazy smell Night Junkie - This one is self explanatory. Steer clear of these night junkies. One, they smell awful. Two, they might eat you. They probably stay up downloading pron and plaing Sims 1 or 2, and eating directly from the fridge. They probably have a small fridge within reaching distance. If they didn't they'd starve to death.

2) The fit Night Junkie - I fall into this categorie. There are very few of these left, mostly because being a night junkie involves doind, well, nothing. But apart from that, these night junkies are like normal people. The only difference is that theyget excersise, eat normally, and actually have seen the sun. That's why we are fit, however few there are left.

So that's it. You're probably a night junkie too, if you're reading this right now, 5 minutes after it got posted.
Sucks for you.

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