What's this? A balrog plushie has been stolen? Good riddance! Nasty things, why anyone should want to have one as a cuddly plush toy is beyond me. Odd creatures are hobbits. *sighs* Ah well, I guess I must treat this as I would any other theft in Imladris. After all, one person's trash is another's treasure. (And it will give me the opportunity to scope out this new establishment, _blow_. I have heard some shady things about the hobbit that co-owns it, possible links to the recent arson, the fire that burned down that sex shop... hmm...)
Also, potato guns are illegal in Imladris. Should I find anyone to be in possession of them, they will be confiscated immediately and those people will be fined.
Unfortunately, the little plumbing problem that originated in Estel's room has caused much of my newly installed security equipment to short out. *sigh* Back to the drawing board...
Erestor is leaving for a holiday in Mirkwood soon, but he has kindly agreed to stay until after the bonding of Faramir and Haldir, which I need to focus on. *dreamy smile* So romantic! It's going to be lovely, simply lovely. I am imensely honored and deeply joyous over being involved in the special occasion.