Me!!! (glaciercrow) wrote, @ 2009-09-20 00:46:00

Funny
So two funny things to mention about today. I didn't want to go to work, but the Creator rewarded me for showing up.

The first one was a call from a number that had just requested a cab about 10 minutes before. I thought maybe they were calling back to cancel it. Instead, this man asks me if it is 7 in the morning. I answered "No, its 638 in the evening" He said thank you, and as the phone was descending, I could hear him say "You F---ers!" and sudden laughter in the background. I had to laugh, too, at the poor guy catching them at their joke on him.

The other one was after work. Sometime since last Sunday Fred Meyer changed its hours to close at 11:00pm. Of course, I discover this tonight when I go to cash my little paycheck and get frozen dinners for work. As I am standing there realizing that they were closed, I heard some voices from the other door discover the same thing. I walked around as they reached the same conclusion as I - go to Wal-mart. I jokingly said I would race them there, and one of the said no way, his car was a Mustang. I responded that I just had a little Kia and figured that was the end of that. Sort of.

Well, I was able to pull out of my parking spot a little quicker than them, but still behind a mini van and we three sedatly travelled down the two lane road to Wal-Mart like little ducklings in a row. Until we got to the lights. The mini-van turned left into the first entrance to Switzer.

Wal-Mart has two entrances to the parking lot, the old one by Switzer which is straight ahead from the lights and the new one off the road to the highway which is a right turn from the lights. With it out of the way, I decided at the last minute to take the new Wal-Mart entrance. As I was dashing for a parking spot in the row closest to the door without handicap parking, I see the Mustang speeding across the parking lot from the old entrance. We were all laughing as we parked next to each other and I was the first out of my car. I told the other driver that I had changed my mind about coming in that entrance and the guys laughed some more, telling me that they were going to go the way I did until they saw I was going that way!

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