Perfect cock
While we search for the perfect man to fulfill some sort of need, may it be emotional, sexual, physical… what it first comes down to is… the perfect cock. Now some might think that is a little harsh and some ( those who are reading this) might just agree with me. Boo Ho If you think its cold hearted , and woo ho for those of us who don’t. Trough my journey to find that right man I have encountered a good amount of cock. So as I sit here and wonder about cock, I ponder… what makes the perfect cock? One of my favorite characters from Sex and the City phrased it in the most simple yet powerful way, “ Its Long, Pink, it’s dick-elicious”. Long and pink yummm but there also has to be a little more to it. We each have our own “ Perfect Cock”, some of us might like them long and skinny like a pencil, while others might like them short and fat, no matter what to each their own I guess. What makes the perfect cock for me? I like them big, yes I love them big, I’m sorry that I don’t want some small cock but when someone is fucking me I want to actual feel something up my ass. If I wanted a finger up my ass , I have ten of my own I can use. The second thing is, the cock has to be Thick. I love me a thick fatt big cock! How I like to judge if the guy has the perfect cock ( to Johnny standards) it all starts with the blow job. Now if its to big or too small for your mouth you need to go on to the next one. The penis must, but I mean MUST, fit perfectly into your mouth. You have to be able to slide that nice cock right into your mouth , you have to be able to fit it all in your mouth and still have enough room to massage it with you tongue . Now let me give you an example of what might be perfect for me…. Lets just say ( and some of you have seen this ) I can fit half of an arrowhead water bottle in my mouth and that’s plastic, cock is much more flexible. Last night I think I just found someone with the perfect cock. It was Long…. It was big……. And it was think…. It was dick-alicious! This cock fit perfectly into my mouth with just enough room to fit the entire thing into my mouth without my gag reflects kicking it. And what makes it even better boys… and this is what makes the perfect cock… I didn’t have to fake anything! See that is the secret to finding your perfect cock, when you can honestly tell the guy he has a great cock. See a lot of times, well more than a fucking lot of times , I’ve had to fib to the guy to make him feel like his cock was big enough…. No No No… not with this one. So how many perfect cocks have I come across… including this one… Only 2 boys~! It’s not easy finding the perfect cock!
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