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Klee (gasolineslurpie) wrote,
@ 2003-10-06 10:10:00
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    Current mood: crazy
    Current music: rancid x fall back down

    Let's make a list of all the things Bush can't find:
    1. The white house leek
    2. Weapons of mass destruction
    3. Saddam Hussein
    4. Osama bin Ladin
    5. A link between Saddam Hussein & Osama bin Ladin
    6. The guy who mailed the anthrax
    7. His own butt with two hands and a flashlight.

    HAHA. word to that.

    George Carlin was hilarious, as expected.
    Here's the ultimate way to open a show:
    "You know what nobody talks about in public anymore? Pussy farts!"
    Well, my stars, you know, that's true! They don't!



    x. my father thinks i am: evil
    x. my mother thinks i am: impatient
    x. my sister thinks i am: i dont have a sister
    x. my grandma thinks i am: an angel
    x. your three best qualities: smart, funny & caring
    x. three worst qualities: abandonment issues, paranoia, & i'm high strung
    x. three things you are often complimented for: my nails, my hair and my artisticness
    x. a compliment you got that made you blush: the first few months we were dating, every time Cole complimented me (i'd never been complimented by the opposite sex before)
    x. what makes you happy: Being with Cole, sleeping ALOT
    x. upsets you: when Cole is miserable and i cant do anything to fix it

    Yes/No...?
    x. you keep a diary: must my blurty
    x. you like to cook: noooo
    x. you have a secret you have not shared with anyone: no
    x. you fold your underwear : no
    x. you talk in your sleep: no
    x. you set your watch a few minutes ahead: no
    x. you believe in love: yes

    Last...?
    x. movie you rented: Trojan War
    x. movie you bought: American History X
    x. song you listened to: "Leaving Song Pt 2" AFI
    x. song that was stuck in your head: same
    x. song you've downloaded: i dont remember, i think it was something by modest mouse
    x. CD you bought: Rivulets "Debridement"
    x. CD you listened to: a mix CD with Lacuna Coil, Madona, Switchblade Symphony and the Cure on it
    x. person you've called: my mom
    x. person that's called you: Cole
    x. TV show you've watched: Surviving Nuget
    x. person you were thinking of: Cole

    Do...?
    x. you wish you could live somewhere else: not really
    x. you think about suicide: no
    x. others find you attractive: who knows
    x. you want more piercings : yes but i cant think of what
    x. you want more tattoos : deffinately
    x. you drink : sometimes
    x. you do drugs: no
    x. you smoke: not anymore
    x. you like cleaning: no
    x. you like roller coasters: i guess
    x. you write in cursive or print: print
    x. you carry a donor card: nope
    x. you have a crush on somebody: certainly

    Have You...?
    x. ever cried over a boy/girl: yes
    x. ever lied to someone: yes
    x. ever been in a fist fight: no
    x. ever been arrested: no

    What...?
    x. Shampoo: Suave Naturals strawberry
    x. perfume/cologne do you use: some lavender stuff from kmart
    x. shoes do you wear: either my combat boots or black Vans
    x. are you scared of: getting old, dying, the dark

    Number...?
    x. of times you have been in love: 1
    x. of times you have had your heart broken: none
    x. of hearts you have broken: none that i know of
    x. of guys/girls you have kissed: 2 or 3 guys
    x. of people you consider your enemies : not many surprisingly enough
    x. of CDs' that you own: like 60
    x. of times my name has appeared in the newspaper: a few

    Who...?
    x. last person you slow danced with: Cole
    x. makes you laugh the most: Cole
    x. makes you smile: Cole and all my friends
    x. do you have a crush on: Cole hehe
    x. has a crush on you: moohaha
    x. is the easiest to talk to: Cole, Josh, Brooke



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