| Current mood: |  uncomfortable |
my true love gave to me;
conyo kid: mommy, knock knock?
mommy: yes anak?
conyo kid: no, ma! that's not what you're supposed to say. knock knock?
mommy: who's DUR?
hehe, cute.
50 QUESTIONS.
because -- there is no because.
1). WHAT SCHOOL DO YOU GO TO? i'm out of school until God knows how long.
2). YEAR YOU WERE BORN? 1985.
3). DID YOU GET ENOUGH SLEEP LAST NIGHT? steady. i didn't wake up a bitch, so i guess that's a yes.
4). FIRST THING YOU HAVE THOUGHT ABOUT THIS MORNING WHEN YOU WOKE UP? it's 7am, candy. get your butt online.
5). WHAT DO YOU HAVE HANDY AT YOUR BEDSIDE? my selpong.
6). EVER TRIED TO SKIP MEALS? hehe, too many times.
7). GRILLED OR FRIED? grilled.
8). WHAT MAKES YOU UNIQUE TO OTHER PEOPLE? easy. a surgical metal wire binding the last two pairs of my ribs, and a 5-inch scar running down my chest.
9). WHAT ADVICE WOULD YOU GIVE TO YOURSELF TODAY? may bukas pa, meng. keep that mighty fist up!
10). GIVEN A CHANCE TO GO ON NATIONAL TV, WHAT WOULD YOU DO? ask people to vote wisely, probably.
11). IF YOU COULD HAVE ONE HOUSEHOLD APPLIANCE HAVE A MIND OF ITS OWN TO FOLLOW YOUR ORDERS, WHICH WOULD YOU CHOOSE? the dishwasher.
12). ARE YOU AFRAID OF THE DARK? most of the time, yes.
13). FAVORITE HANGOUT? my crizib. HAHAHA yak. seriously, i'm a home slug.
14). WHATS YOUR BEST PICK-UP LINE? hi.
15). 3 MATERIAL THINGS YOU CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT? compyutar, cellphone, wallet.
16). YOU'RE A LIFELESS OBJECT FOR A DAY, WHAT WOULD YOU BE? Jayr's clothes. (i know what you're thinking, and you're right about that. mwahaha, joke.)
17). FIRST THING YOU WILL BUY IF GIVEN 1 THOUSAND PESOS? chickenjoy.
18). FAVORITE SONG WHEN YOUR SLEEPY? massive attack - teardrop.
19). WHAT ARE YOU AFRAID OF? guilt. and needles. and and and gagamba and ipis.
20). ARE YOU WILLING NOT TO TAKE A BATH FOR ONE DAY? WHY OR WHY NOT? depends on the gravity of the situation. if the world was in dire need of water conservation, it's okay. why? because.
21). CHRISTMAS GIFT(S) YOU WANT TO RECEIVE? things you can't wrap in pretty paper.
22). WHAT IS YOUR FIRST NAME? Mae.
23). IF YOU COULD TALK ABOUT SOMETHING FOR 3 MINS WHAT WOULD IT BE ABOUT? oh mother, anything under the sun.
24). WHO MAKES BETTER ADS, SMART OR GLOBE? i haven't seen the recent ones e. pero i liked globe's ads better before.
25). DO YOU LOVE KIDS? yeah. if they're below 5 years.
26). INVISIBLE FOR A DAY, WHAT WOULD YOU DO? hah, no brainer. scare people shitless.
27). GIVEN 3 WISHES, WHAT WOULD THEY BE? 1. fly 2. back, and 3. stay there.
28). STUCK ON A DESERT ISLAND & COULD HAVE ONLY ONE KIND OF FOOD FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE, WHAT WOULD IT BE? rice.
29). FAVORITE T.V. COMMERCIAL? the one with Mika Hakkinen stopping for coffee in the middle of the race.
30). IF YOU DIE TOMORROW, WHY NOT TODAY? who the hell wants to die today? oi, that was a rhetorical question.
31). COMPLETE THIS SENTENCE, "IM LIKE A FISH, ____"? and it's cool like that. ang labo.
32). WIDTH OR LENGTH? width.
33). YOUR BLOOD TYPE? A+
34). IF EVERY SECOND COUNTS, HOW WOULD YOU SPEND A MINUTE? i'd put all the things that make sense together. that way nothing goes to waste. sagad 'to, meng.
35). SHOWBIZ OR POLITICS? either or. wag lang together.
36). FROM 1-10, RATE PRES. GMA? really low. sorry babe, i loved Erap.
38). WHAT DO YO USUALLY DO WHEN THE CLOCK TURNS? nothing. i barely notice that.
39). YOUR AGE AND HEIGHT? 18, 5"7.
40). DESCRIBE YOUR USUAL GET-UP? shirt, denims, peds, sneakers, fleece.
41). WHAT COURSE ARE YOU TAKING/HAVE YOU TAKEN? secondary education; english major, ab literature. woo, spiffy.
42). CAN YOU BE "BADUY" FOR A DAY? i think i have been, hehe.
43). WHAT ARE YOU FEELING RIGHT NOW? do you have the time?
44). HOT OR COLD, WHY? hot. it's easier to fan yourself than rub both palms together.
45). IF YOU HAVE THE POWER TO DO ANYTHING YOU WISH, WHAT WOULD IT BE? stock up on the peace of mind.
46). WHAT EXCITES YOU? things that i don't know.
47). ONE THING YOU ARE PROUD OF BEING A PINOY? marunong akong magpahalaga ng mga relasyon ko sa ibang tao. nakampoo.
48). WHAT IS THE QUESTION YOU WOULDN'T WANT TO ANSWER? <- that.
49). WHAT IS YOUR IDEA ABOUT SEX? it isn't something done, it's something felt in more levels than one. and the rhyming was unintentional.
50). WHAT IF FRIENDSTER IS GONE TOMORROW, HOW WOULD DEAL WITH IT? i won't.
i want puto bungbong.
mainit, malagkit, matamis na masarap.
(Read comments)
|
