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Nikki (fubaroo) wrote,
@ 2003-07-19 17:56:00
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    Current mood: anxious
    Current music:Beyonce - Crazy in Love

    Fly me to the moon- weeee
    Well, I am leaving tomorrow and will depart this miserable state at 8:40am on Delta Airlines to go to Syracuse. I'm pretty excited yet kinda nervous at the same time. Hopefully I wont make a jackass out of myself and I hope the weather is atleast half decent. LOL I'm watching SNL right now and they're talking about "Opps I've crapped my pants" hahaahha that's so funny. Anyway, since I really have nothing to talk about and will be flying in a plane tomorrow, I shall end this entry with a funny airline joke:

    Jolly Flight Attendant

    I once was on a plane where I was served by an obviously homosexual male
    flight attendant. At one point, he bounced over to where I was sitting
    and announced "The Captain has asked me to announce that he will be
    landing the big scary plane shortly, so if you could just put up your
    trays, that would be great."

    I did as he had instructed but the woman sitting next to me did not. A
    few moments later, our flight attendant came back and said to her: "Ma'am,
    perhaps you couldn't hear me over the big scary engine, but I asked you
    to please put up your tray so that the captain can land the plane."

    She still wouldn't comply. Now he was getting angry and asked her again
    to put up the tray.

    She then calmly turned to him and said: "In my country, I am called a
    princess. I take orders from no one."

    Our flight attendant replied: "Oh yeah? Well in MY country, I'm called
    a queen and I outrank you, bitch, so put the tray up!"

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