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| Current music: | Don't Fear the Reaper - Blue Oyster Cult |
I haven't updated in like 50 years. Sorry...anyway. Here's something crossposted from my livejournal.
A nasty chubby chaser hit on me this morning. I had an apple in one pocket and a cd player in another, and my braids were all over the place because I was braiding them as I was walking. So sexy dude. Are you getting turned on just by reading this? I sure am. Was this guy thinking that I'd be so taken with his words that I'd blow off school and we'd have wild, crazy animal sex? Is there a specific number of times they have to utter "hey shortie, whats up?" per day?
Some freshman died subway surfing last night. Apparently he was dared to get on top of the train by one of his friends while changing cars but as soon as he got up there he hit his head on the cieling and was subsequently run over by another car. You always see stuff like that in crappy action movies, but I didn't know that people were actually stupid enough to try it. Does finding this guy's death completely hilarious make me a terrible person? Am I going to hell for being grateful that he didn't produce any offspring? Slandering someone who practically killed themselves doing something that no one with even an iota of common sense would never even consider should be an excepton to that whole not speaking ill of the dead rule.
Is cutting yourself the new trend or something? Everybody seems to be doing it. It's freaking lame...not cool at all. Stop bragging about it and be ashamed like you're supposed to.
These loud, obnoxious girls were picking on two boys from Bangledesh on the bus the other day. They were making fun of their language, and one girls asked if one of the boy's father works at a gas station, and that he should stop raising the prices. Stupid, childish, offensive crap like that. Then this one girl goes "Girl, you better stop picking on them. They might blow up the bus!" ::chokes on ignorance and stupidity:: Because all Arab(?) people blow stuff up. When the boys got off the bus another girl said "Man, I meant to ask them if they wear turbans!"
If there is a God, why does he allow people like that to live? No, forget living...why did he allow them to be born? Things like that make me seriously contemplate the plans of action that Keri ashtreenymph joked about earlier where we tricked all of the morons in the world into stabbing each other to death.
I swear, not a day goes by that the human race fails to disappoint me.
<333 the pants I'm wearing. They actually fit so I don't have to wear a belt. For me that's a big freaking deal.
I officially have a case of Senioritis. Yup, I swore to myself that I wouldn't slack off Senior year but that's pretty much what I've been doing. My progress report was bad...84 average dude. On one hand I want to bring it up, but on another hand that would require trying. Good thing I don't set my goals high enough to want to go to an Ivy League.
Right now my list of colleges I should be applying to is...
Sarah Lawrence
Bates
Connecticut College
Gettysburg
SUNY Binghamton
SUNY Purchase
My friend lost like 80 lbs in a year by going on a water diet, throwing up everything she ate, and doing power taebo. Now I'm not condoning bulimia/anorexia or anything...they're both vile...but that's some freaking willpower. Willpower that I will never have concerning food or anything else for that matter. I couldn't do that...ever...and the thought of shoving my finger down my throat and making myself throw up makes me...want to throw up.
I'm actually an asset to my soccer team in gym! Isn't that great...they think I'm a good goalie/defensive player. Ah but I got yelled at by that prick for "just standing there". Apparently the goalie isn't supposed to block the goal because he told me to run with the other people. 14 people all going after one ball is a good idea. Right. So is leaving your goal wide open. What really pissed me off was looking around everyone had a goalie. Why's he picking me on?
That prick gave me a 75 for the term too. Jerkoff.
DBQ and essay to do about some more Declaration of Independence crap. I find it highly hypocritical that the same men who crusaded against persecution were the same ones that owned slaves and that that you didn't matter unless you were a white male landowner. Life liberty and the "pursuit of happiness" by arse. This entire country was founded on a crock of bull.
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