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A Police Officer friend of ours is starting a new job as an undercover officer, and using underage adults as decoys to bust local stores that are selling booze to, well, underagers. He offered me and Bestfriend temp jobs as said Decoys, to stroll into 7-11 and attempt to buy a six pack. And so it goes. Hopefully he needs my services soon because in only 4 months I'll be completely legal and useless to the cause, AND, I could use the cash (despite how unpopular I will be with local store owners). And I know I'll stay busy - the local ABC board is reeeeally cracking down on the local businesses. Just yesterday the Shell station across the street from my old college has gotten its liquor license suspended for a year. Which is sad news for the dorm kids, because that was our first source for our contraband items since it was directly across from campus. I remember one night, around 4am, a coked-up Richie left me and Lee and walked across the entire campus and back just to buy me a Smirnoff Ice and some beer. Which by the time he got back we were asleep. So now next time Richie wants to snort coke and go on a beer run(literally) he'll have to go about two miles further. But he learned his lesson about doing coke in front me, that just doesn't fly. Yanno, how Hollywood actors/actresses are paid to get shape for film roles? I have scored a similar deal. Bestfriend is going to be paying me to get my hotness back. Thats right. And I plan on getting RIPPED! Not really. But damn close. Is it a sad thing that I'm only 20, and already thinking,"I wish I could turn heads the way I did when I was 17"? Or Is it more pathetic that I am so excited for The Office to come on tonight? I'm just dying for Jim to finally tell Pam how he feels about her. I wonder if he ever will. Weezer + Kermit the Frog = smiles and happiness all around! show me the W's! Post a comment in response: |
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