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_-_-_BORING_-_-_ (1) What's your name, sir?: Udoka (2) When is your birthday?: November 17 (3) Who else lives in your home?: Mom, dad, bros, grandpa (4) Where do you live?: texas (5) Where do you wish you lived?: dunno (6) With whom do you wish you lived?: a friend (7) If you could live in any time period, which would you choose?: now (8) If you were given the chance to be immortal, would you accept? Why or why not?: im not sure. _-_-_KINDA KINKY_-_-_ (9) What is your sexual orientation?: straight (10) Are you a sexual deviant? If so, what is your paraphilia?: huh? (11) How does the idea of romantic/sexual love make you feel?: it makes me feel all mushy inside (12) Have you ever heard of "fetish clowns"? If so, what do you think of these folks?: no, but it sounds freaky deaky (13) When some people vehemently deny doing things like masturbating or viewing porn do you ever get the urge to scream "LIAR, LIAR, PANTS ON FIRE" right in their face?: no (14) Have you ever had an STD? If so, which one?: I can only have AIDS and I don't think I have it. (15) How afraid of contracting an STD are you?: so afraid that I'm waiting till marriage to have sex (16) If you used a condom while having sex but got pregnant anyway, what would you do?: be pregnant (17) Does the idea of S&M or D&S intrigue you? If not, how does it make you feel?: What are they? (18) Are there any fetishes you find downright sick? If so, explain.: Well, I don't really understand fetish of the feet, but I don't think its that nasty. I guess the only one I think is wrong is a baby fetish because... its a baby. I think its wrong those people who like child porno. I can see how they may like it, but i wonder if they ever think how they would feel if they were that small and someone was doing that to them. But maybe that turns them on too. I dunno. (19) Have you ever been attracted to a family member or relative? If so, explain.: I've thought one of my cousins was cute (20) Have you ever been attracted to someone significantly older than you? If so, explain.: a celebrity, yes (21) Have you ever been attracted to someone significantly younger than you? If so, explain.: uhm not really (22) What is the sexiest food? Why?: I dunno. Just as long as its not greasy. Hm maybe speghatti or fruits. I dunno. (23) When was the last time you sat on someone's lap? Whose lap was it?: probably one of my parent's friends when I was a wee lassie. (24) If you were offered a staggering amount of money to star in an adult film, would you do it? Why or why not?: Like 2 million to be in a porno? I guess it'd depend on what I'd have to do in it. (25) Do you have a favourite pornography site? If so, what is it?: I don't know any porno sites. (26) Have you ever been exceedingly "interested" in a dead person? If so, explain.: Okay, I changed my mind. That has to be the sickest fetish I've ever heard. (27) Excluding humans, what is the sexiest creature on the planet?: Deers (28) Do you know what brains taste like? If so, explain.: I know what cow brains taste like but not humans. Well, if you go to France and eat cow brains it probably tastes nasty. Here or in Nigeria, we cook our cows' brains in a delicious soup and it tastes GOOD. It tastes like meat that won't get stuck between your teeth. (29) Do you have friends no one else can see?: yes (30) Have ever visualized yourself brutally murdering someone? If so, explain.: yes. Well, when I try to imagine someone flattening someone's head with a baseball bat or something, I picture myself doing it and how I would feel during and after the act. Why I do it in the first place is because I see it on tv or read it in the newspaper/magazine or something. (31) What is the perfect murder weapon?: I think a double bladed sword or mace. If you're killing the person you can just see the blood ooze or you can mash 'em up real good with the mace. A good murder device is one of those rooms where the walls close in on ya. Squish em like a pancake. Don't worry, I'm not phycho. i think. _-_-_STUPEY_-_-_ (32) What do you like on your macaroni?:tomatoe stew and beef ONLY (33) Who do you think deserves a friendship bracelet?: joey (34) If you had to choose, which TV family is most like your own?: the Proud Family (35) Do you have all your shots?: yes (36) If you had a really bad headache and you had your choice of what pills to take, which would you choose?: one that was yummy (37) When was the last time you climbed a tree?: Last years (38) Have you ever had lice?: Im not sure (39) Describe the last time something was written/drawn on your hand.: Last year in 8th grade. Erin and I were bored so we drew things w/ permanent marker on ourselves. Well, I only drew it in one small area. (40) By what shall we remember you?: Remember me as a weird kid who wants to flatten people with a bulldozer. ----------------------------------- ~Formal Introductions~ 1.) Hi there. What's your name? Udoka 2.) Do you have a name that you give to people when you don't want them to know your real name? If so, what is it? Peace 3.) So, how are you today? Pretty good, thanks. 4.) How is your mother? I dunno. 5.) Did you brush your teeth this morning? If not, why didn't you? No because I over slept. 6.) Would you like anything to eat or drink? Yes, I think I would. 7.) Are you all comfy & cozy? *shakes head* 8.) Are you going to tell the truth when answering these questions? Chyah ~People Are Probably Dying to Ask You These Questions~ 9.) How old were you when you discovered . . . a.) masturbation? I think I picked the wrong survey to take... Well, I was 8 or 9 when I discovered it, but I didn't know what it was called until I was 12. b.) bisexuality? 2nd grade c.) what hotdogs really are? Nuh uh! Someone told me they are a pig's penis when i was 13. They're made out of turkey or ham. You can buy the veggie kind too. d.) death? I dunno. It seems like one of thoses things you've always known. e.) why you shouldn't put certain things into your mouth? when I figured out things taste bad or are toxic 10.) Who is your Yoko Ono? *OR* Whose Yoko Ono are you? Huh? 11.) a.) What crayons did you use the most as a child? Crayola crayons. Man... I loved them. I remember how I love the design of the paper that was wrapped around each crayon. And the smell of a new box... each perfectly sharpened crayon ready to be used and sometimes I resisted for I would spoil their perfection. b.) What were you usually using them to colour? Homework or those fun sheets the teacher gave me cuz I was too smart for that school. There were a lot of mental retards there. I didn't realize they had a condition. You were either that or one of those stereotypical kids. You know the ones who snicker at everything and hate school so much. 12.) Have you ever heard a song on the radio you enjoyed, only to forget you ever liked it once you found out whose song it was? yes 13.) Did you ever read Archie Comics? no 14.) Do you know all the words to the theme song from the original Spider-Man cartoon? no 15.) What is the most confusing movie you have ever seen? High Crimes 16.) Was your skin ever a different colour than it is now? (If is, what colour was it?) Yes. I used to be a lighter brown. Now I'm probably developing skin cancer. >_< I'm just darker than I used to be. 17.) Have you ever fainted? If so, explain. no 18.) Have you ever laughed at an inaminate object? If so, explain. haha all the time, man. Well, I usually laugh at it because I've been looking at it for a long time and I think about how weird it is or what people can use it for. 19.) Who/which is your favourite . . . a.) Teletubbie? I hate them all. Especially that baby in the sun. I hope he developes skin cancer and dies a slow and painful death. b.) Simpsons character? Hm Homer or Chief Wiggum c.) coin? That gold one d.) type of pornography? I'm not really into porno e.) cartoon Disney movie? Aladdin! f.) live-action Disney movie? Most of the live-action ones suck. Not all of 'em though. I think my fave is Freaky Friday. I liked the Parent Trap, too. both the old and new one. g.) Beatles song? I dunno. The LSD song. The Lonley Hearts Band. *Shrugs* 20.) What happened to your hair? :( I dunno! It was growing long and then it was like someone got a big ole' pair of scissor and just... chopped it off! And now I have to wear braids and since now the front of my hair is so short, the beginnings of the braids are poppin' out. It ticks me off. ~Who Would Win in Each Fight? Why?~ 21.) Montel Williams vs. Celine Dion: Dion 22.) Axl Rose vs. Alex Trebek: Trebek 23.) Ed the Sock vs. Bert & Ernie (a handicap match): Bert 24.) Madonna vs. the dog from Frasier: the dog 25.) Winona Ryder vs. Leonardo DiCaprio: Dicaprio 26.) Matt Damon & Ben Affleck vs. Mary-Kate and Ashley Olson (a tag-team match): affleck ~Take it However You Like~ 27.) Where are you heading? to the kitchen 28.) Is it true what they say about you? maybe 29.) Is it really that bad? perhaps 30.) Who was that with you? Oh, that must have been W. Bush. 31.) Why would you think that? Because I don't know anyone else who could have slaughtered the english langauge so mercilessly. 32.) So, what're ya gonna do about it? I'm going to laugh my sore little booty off. ~Farewell~ 33.) Would you sue someone if they let you leave their home intoxicated and then you got into a car accident? no that stupids 34.) What is your curfew? I don't have one because im not even allowed to go out 35.) Do you ever hug when parting with someone? If so, with whom do you normally do this? No, I've only did that once and it was cuz she was the only friend I had that whole year. 36.) What are you going to do with this survey now that you are finished? Well, first I'm going to click "update journal" then I'm going to see who's on AIM. Then I'm going to eat some more and do my homework. Post a comment in response: |
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