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Please Be aware> There is some stuff in here that may scare you straight as well. U Have been warned!! The Blind Date:I remember that I had a good friend that was forever trying to fix me up. It was a nice thing of her to try to do, but I am not a movies, dinner, and ice skate type of gal. But I finally gave in, as she had already told this guy that I would be able to make it. When I showed up at the restaurant, I knew immediately who the date was.... He was sitting in a corner, and looked like professor Nye, not a problem, but the guy would not say a word through out dinner, and I had begun to think that he might have a educationally challenged brain....As We got closer to my home, he stopped on the side walk in front of my door, and then said...." Well, you want to give me some head on the stairs, or shall we go inside?"...I was appalled. As if! What a dork! I never let my ex girl friend fix me up again.... My first blow job, I had been dating a guy from Australia, being 16 I knew nothing about the habits that should be taken when uncircumcised. Hell to be hoist I didn't know that there was a difference, but as I said, I was 16 and a " WOMAN ", so I took a deep breath, pulled back my hair, bent down on those guys flaccid dick, and suddenly I had a ring on my tongue. Yuck, as I pushed it around my mouth it started to break apart, for the life of me, I just could not figure out what kind of shit he had put on his dick. When I could take it no longer, I spit, and ....ewwww, gross! Anyway, I learned that night what furmundea Cheese was, and Sherman, all of which I thought wear squiglets. Let me tell you, I sware they exist! Anyway, so...Like the long bath thing...It is the only guarantee of any non spoiled produce getting past my lips. Just thought I would share that..... So help me, I was phobic for many years....16 to be exact!!! What is your worst experience Post a comment in response: |
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