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ten on tuesday
Ten Things Most People Don't Know About You
1. I hate people. Especially other females.
2. I don't like Asian guys. Yeah you heard me. So if you're expecting me to marry a nice Chinese guy he better be off the charts hott, have the perfect personality traits as prescribed by me, and have some major junk in his trunks.
3. I hate flowers.
4. Even though I never listen to my parents they are the most important in my life and matter more than anything. Yeah you heard me. Period.
5. I hate my boss.
6. I'm not a virgin. Yeah you heard me. So if you think I'm the perfect little Chinese girl then just stop thinking. Right now.
7. I hate driving. But I don't hate having a form of transportation. OK, so everyone knows that...
8. I don't shave my legs and I only ever do hair removal on it when I'm not lazy and get off my ass. Yeah you heard me. It's not like you can see the hair ever anyways unless you're all up in my legs.
9. I don't hate being in Iraq. It's just certain specific aspects of it that I hate.
10. I think about sex. A lot. Yeah you heard me. Probably more than your average guy. So sue me.
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