I get icons and I have one son.
I finish getting icons and I have one son, one wife, one daughter, one brother, one grandmother, one cousin, one father-in-law, one stepfather-in-law...
And Arthur, honey? Don't ever mention fucking the squirrel fucker in my presence. Really. Because then I start rambling off and get the crazy idea of getting off the couch and maybe running to your dead squirrel fucker husband and desecrating his cheap Numenorean grave.
Love me. I have sunglasses.