Nolan's shoelace is permanently stuck to my shoelace.
Before that, that grunge, Seattle was just another city in our nation's capital.
Yes, grunge was wrong, but you can't blame the whole state.
So...today, in P.E., Nolan had the bright idea to tie his shoe to someone elses. I had the bright idea to agree. But, he ties it in a knot. Then we have to sprint back and forth across the gym. So we kind of waddle to the end, and try to untie it. It doesn't work. So then we try again and again and again, etc. Then he has to start gnawing on it. Then, he completely unlaces his shoe, and we have to go to the track. Then, we start to cut it on the fence, and then with a rock. Finally, it breaks, and I have a tiny piece of Nolan's shoelace permanently tied to my shoe. YAY