What Kind of Kiss Are You?... <3 (includes pictures)
Funny answering machine messages
"Hello this is Deathm I'm not in Right now, but if you leave your name and number I'll put you on my list and get to you as soon as possible."
"Cant take your call, Im hiding from the men in white coats, we've been playing hide adn seek for weeks now and they still havent found me. hehe. Leave a message"
"Hellp this is (your name)'s microwave. Her answering machine just eloped with her iPod, so I'm stuck taking her calls."
"Hello you have reached the aoutomated answering service of (your name), your message will be answered in the order in which it was recieves. your message is number 8, 243, please hols as your message is important to us."
"hello this is john
if you are the phone company i already sent the money
if you are my parents, please send more money
if you are my financial aid institution, you didnt loan me enough money
if you are my friends, you owe me money
if you are a single female, dont worry i have plenty of money"
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