Hypocrite Dad
So I was looking for something to eat for lunch and my asshole father comes in and says "Have a cheese sandwich". First of all I don't eat JUST a cheese sandwich. That is beneath me. Second who cares when I eat something. He says I can't have spaghetti for lunch, yet he condones eating pizza for breakfast. Why can't I have spaghetti for lunch? We had it for lunch when I was school, which my dad treats as heaven. Every decision he makes is based off what my school says. So why can't I have spaghetti for lunch when we had it in school? He can't think for himself. He can't think at all because he constantly smokes weed. Everytime I see him he has a cheap cigar hanging out his mouth. It is fucking stupid. He is fucking stupid. He is also like an old jew when it comes to money. He buys cheap food, uses coupons and rips up old shirts as dirty filthy dish rags. He is so cheap that he used to go out of his way to get a haircut from some really old racist guy (My dad says he is allowed to be racist because he is a war veteran) because that guy only charged $4 for a haircut. The guy gives terrible haircuts but he doesn't care because it is only $4. He sent me there once and the guy ended up giving me some kind of quasi mohawk/bowl cut thingy. Needless to say I was teased at no end by my peers for that haircut. But it is $4! Anyway, he decided that $4 is too expensive for him. So he bought a do it yourself haircutting device. It is a electric razor that can be fitted with different sized, comb shaped pieces that cut your hair to a desired length. Now he cuts his own hair, and mine, for free. Wow. This thing gives worse haircuts than the old racist guy. I come out looking like a hedgehog! I would rather go to the old racist guy. I would rather use the flowbee. Thanks in advance for reading this.
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