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amy's guide to success
when i was in new orleans i walked by a shop and saw a wonder of a poster entitled:
Peter's Laws - The Creed of the Sociopathic Obsessive Compulsive
of course i had to get it, so now i share with you the wisdom.
1. If anything can go wrong, fix it
2. When given a choice - take both
3. Multiple projects lead to multiple successes
4. Start at the top then work your way up
5. Do it by the book...but be the author
6. If you can't beat them, join them, then beat them.
7. If it's worth doing, it's got to be done right now
8. If you can't win, change the rules
9. If you can't change the rules, then ignore them
10. Perfection is not optional
11. When faced without a challenge, make one
12. "No" simply means begin again at one level higher
13. Don't walk when you can run
14. Bureaucracy is a challenge to be conquered with a righteous attitude, a tolerance for stupidity, and a bulldozer when necessary
15. When in doubt: THINK
16. Patience is a virtue, but persistence to the point of success is a blessing
17. The faster you move, the slower time passes, the longer you live
how fucking awesome is that. new orleans is cool.
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