 | Rudolph "Dolphie" Creakasdottir Berman-Ramus ( dolphie) wrote,
@ 2009-07-30 22:50:00 |
| Current mood: | spaced out |
| Current music: | Those mellow fat cats put my spine out of place... |
Space Oddity
Meow Control to Baby Tom
Meow Control to Baby Tom
Take your Pouncy Treats and put your helmet on
Meow Control to Baby Tom
Commencing catdown, purr engines on
Check your whiskers and may Dolph’s love be with you
Ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five,
Four, three, two, one, liftoff
This is Baby Tom to Meow Control
I’m stepping through the door
And I’m floating in a most peculiar way
And the floor smells very different today
For here
Am I licking on a tin can...
...Fatter than the world...
Dolphie’s belly’s white
It’s a very pretty sight
Though I’m past one hundred thousand pounds
I’m feeling very thin
And I think the catfood knows which way to go
Tell my Dolph I love her very much, she knows...
Meow Control to Baby Tom
Your butt is huge, there’s something wrong
Can you hear me, Baby Tom?
Can you hear me, Baby Tom?
Can you....
Here am I licking out my tin can
Rounder than the moon...
Dolphie’s belly’s pink
And it makes it hard to think...
Apologies to Mr. Bowie
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