Rudolph "Dolphie" Creakasdottir Berman-Ramus (dolphie) wrote, @ 2008-12-21 00:40:00

Current mood:	Merry
Current music:	Jet's Nuts Roasting on an Open Fire

Bad Santa
Girl: Look who's here! It's Santa! Baby Tom, tell Santa what you want for Christmas!



Jet: I'm on my fucking lunch break, OK?
Baby Tom: You are really Santa, right?
Jet: No, I'm a cat. I wear this fucking thing as a fashion statement, alright?

***

Girl: The reindeer, Santa. How do they sleep?
Dolphie: What is it with you, anyway? Somebody drop you on your fucking head?
Girl: On *my* head?



Dolphie: Well, yeah. What, are they gonna drop you on somebody else's head?



I just ate an elf, y'all! So now I'm full of the holiday spirit. ::burp::

Merry Xmas and send gifts!

Three ho's,
Dolphie

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