 | Rudolph "Dolphie" Creakasdottir Berman-Ramus ( dolphie) wrote,
@ 2008-05-26 20:06:00 |
| Current mood: |  hungry |
Memento moron
I know, it's been a long time. You bitches have languished away, not knowing what happened to your glorious, Dolphious idol. Well, a lot has gone down since my last update. Over the next week, I plan to tell you all that your wax-filled ears can bear to hear.
First things last... I will tell you a little story. Bette Davis (who would have been a calico if she'd been a cat) hated Joan Crawford. They were nemeses or whatever.
Anyway, when Joan Crawford died, Bette was told that, when someone died, you had to say something good about them.
So Bette Davis said, "Joan Crawford is dead. Good."
RIP DOG
... you were good (to mess with). Maceo, that multi-toed, Dog-loving freak, misses you, and mourns in strange ways.
Also...
I eat your dog food. I eat it up!
Check back tomorrow for more exciting tales of mystery and horror, and feline government,
Doll-Fee
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