Rudolph "Dolphie" Creakasdottir Berman-Ramus (dolphie) wrote, @ 2006-08-07 20:41:00

Current mood:	bored
Current music:	The hum of the air conditioner

NOT ABOUT Harley
What I do during the day:

--Drink water. The water bowl is a cesspool of dogspit. I like to drink from the sink and pretend I am lapping up a clear mountain stream, out in the wilds of, um, somewhere else, like a free cat.



--Sneer at people who touch the belly. Now that my upper left toofus is gone, I can curl my lip under. Girl calls it the Orc Lip, but I say she's just covering up for a guilt complex due to neglecting my oral cavity for so long.



--Think about Achmed.



That is all.

~DR, bored silly and a little sad

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