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*Asian Eyes* (desiredbaby) wrote,
@ 2005-01-08 20:13:00
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    Current mood: curious
    Current music:Kelly Clarkson:Thought Wrong

    Hmm Questions???
    1Why do we say "heads up" when we actually duck?
    2How do "do not walk on grass" signs get there?
    3What was Captian Hook's name before he had a hook for a hand?
    4Do bald people get dandruff?
    5What if you were to ask a genie to grant you more than three wishes for one of you wishes?
    6If you rented a movie and were late returning it and then you died would someone you knew or a family member have to pay the late fee?
    7Can a person with no ears wear glasses?
    8If someone's peeing and halfway through they die, would they keep pissing or stop?
    149Can you still say "Put it where the sun don't shine " on a nude beach?
    10Why is it that when adults have multiple personalities it's schizophrenia, but when a child has imaginary friends it's cute?
    11If you swallow a burp does it turn into a fart?
    12Do stairs go up or down?
    13Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them?
    15If the swat team breaks down your door do they have to replace it later?
    16Why did Yankee Doodle name the feather in his hat Macaroni?
    17Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?
    18Can you get cornered in a round room?
    19Why is it illegal to park in a handicapped parking space but its ok to use a handicapped toilet?
    20How come we say 'It's cold as hell outside' when isn't it realistically that hell is hot not cold since hell is supposed to be fire and brimstone?

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