|Current mood:|| awake|
That's it. I quit. >:O*
Anyway, why in the world am I up this early? Sarah is planning on hooking Selma up with someone, and if that doesn't work, she'll probably just sleep with Selma herself. And why does that sound more appetizing then seeing Selma with someone else? Oh sorry, I'm a man I am led around life by my -- Britney Spears need to get off my television. I don't care if she hacked off all of her hair and dyed it brown or whatever god awful color that is, she makes my eyes and ears bleed and I should just turn the channel.
Oh yes, better.
Ashton Kutcher deleted. Sob sob. My heart is breaking. Please. Does this mean I can't rape him? Damn it! ;)
*Amy is trying to teach me to dance. To country music. It's not going well.