| Current mood: |  amused |
| Current music: | weird al show theme |
Howl~O~Scream
Jacqui: "the shovel man is coming to date you"
me: "okay!"
Jacqui: "you're just using him for the shovel!"
me: "he doesn't have to know that..."
Jacqui: "i'll tell him! mess with a man's heart like that..."
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mortuary dude: "why are you laughing at me?"
Jacqui: "i'm not laughing at you! i'm laughing with you!"
dude: *nervous grin as he tries to think of a comeback* "yes... that's what they tell the kindergarteners"
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me to worker walking by: "you look so familiar but i can't figure out who you look like!"
him: *walks a few feet* "jack osbourne"
me and jac at same time: "THAT'S IT!"
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me and jac to just about every worker: "i want your job!"
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jacqui: *pointing to mental ward sign* "these are my kind of ppl! this is my world!"
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jacqui and me to guy with awesome contacts: "omg look at his contacts! i love those contacts! i want some!"
guy: *tries not to smile... and fails*
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me and jac to dude in tree: "OMG you look like gollum!"
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Alec on pheonix: "quarters! i found quarters!"
*at end of ride* Alec: "oh... they're just game tokens"
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*R.L. Stine's Haunted Lighthouse 4D*
waiter at end of movie: "c-c-catfish surprise??"
me and Jacqui: "OH MY GOD IT'S WEIRD AL!!! IT'S WEIRD AL!!"
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me to some guy in scare zone: "you look like some guy from kiss"
dude: *sticks his tounge out* "blehhhhh"
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me to guy in scare zone holding head: "i want one of those!"
him: "this is my patient... if you were my patient i could cut off your head"
me: "no thanks i'd rather own one."
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me to workers in line of ripper row: *in british accent* "the bad man's on the loose!"
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*woman in freak fair walks up w/ sausages and follows me*
me: "yes?"
woman: *holds up sausages*
me: "no thanks i'm not a big meat eater"
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me to shovel dude ;-): "come on let me see the shovel thing! pllleeeeeaaaassssseee?"
him (he was quite cute too): *turns shovel around and shows me flint tip*
me: "oh come on i want to see it spark! yay sparks!"
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jacqui to guys on stilts: "man i want stilts!!!"
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me to guys w/ metal kneepads: "come on do the kneepad thing!"
guys: *kneepad thing*
me: "yay! do it again!"
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me referring to woman shorter than jacqui: "oh my god she's shorter than you!"
woman: *runs over to jac w/ plastic butcher knife* "what are you saying about me?!"
jacqui: "she's insulting your shortness"
woman: "i'll give you something to insult..."
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jac referring to same woman: "god she's got a plastic knife it's so cheesy"
woman: *runs back over* "plastic?! i'll show you plastic!"
jac: "okay"
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ditz in line to FREAK FAIR (it says it all in the name folks she shouldn't have been in line) just before we go in: "oh my god i hate clowns!"
entrance man: "what a pity"
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me at man behind entrance wall of freak fair (walking thru 2nd time): "man did you just get there? i didn't see you before!"
alec: "he's not gonna answer you"
dude: *nods head slowly*
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me begging to play ddr: "but i'm better than the asian dude!!"
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jacqui: "omg come see this! 2nd graders are BREAK DANCING!"
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if i think of more i'll post them but there's a lot right here as it is...
Erin
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