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| Current music: | Reel Big Fish- Kiss Me Deadly |
the best rememdy for pissiness... walk to sungroves w/ me and jac
ok... i was pissed. so i needed to walk. told jac i'd meet her halfway to her house and we'd walk to sungroves...
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Jac: "We should start a gang... Death To All Parental Units... DTAPU... let's make wristbands"
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me: "yeah my mom thought we were gonna go see erik"
Jac: "oh yeah we're goin all the way to dunedin"
me: "yeah we're gonna sprint all the way there"
Jac: "and then hitchhike w/ hobos in boxes on wheels"
me: "or a big bald guy w/ tattoos and piercings that owns a pickup"
Jac: "yeah! or a group of motorcyclists!"
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me: "our parents are just DRIVING us to suicide"
Jac: "yeah we should really freak them out"
me: "walk into the kitchen while my mom's cooking dinner... pick up big knife... walk to room"
Jac: "yeah she'd be like 'erin look! we're going to eriks! go get in the car! come on look car keys go!'"
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me: "my mom saw my fan on my bed and was like 'erin if you intend to slit your wrists you need a metal fanblade'"
Jac: "you should go to your mom and be like 'do you happen to have a fan w/ metal blades by any chance?'"
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*ice cream man screams at us... "wooooo!"
me: "now that's a rapist right there... lure us into the back of the van"
Jac: "yeah... 'this is a self serve ice cream truck... come on in'"
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me: "you know... when we hitchhike... we could stand on the corner and wait w/ the guy in the ski mask w/ the chainsaw!"
Jac: "yeah those chainsaw guys are so misunderstood... they're prolly just lumberjacks! the ski mask is just for their protection!"
me: "and that blood on the front of their shirts... just self inflicted wounds!"
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jac: "yeah you know your mom prolly has spies all over this place"
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*car honks at us*
jac: "you know, that was prolly your mom"
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*about a knights tale*
me: "we need to rent that movie and watch it... and the order..."
jac: "yeah it'll be a heath ledger... athon..."
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*about talim*
me: "she's such a schozo"
jac: "a schozo? what is a schozo?"
me: "i meant to say schizo..."
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jac: "tell erik we're gonna hitchhike w/ hobos in wheels on boxes"
me: "wheels on boxes? a bit of a schozo are we?"
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good times... good times... for requirements to join DTAPU check out my profile
Erin
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