Damian Kulash (damiankulash) wrote, @ 2003-06-05 19:23:00

Current mood:

amused

because everyone else is doing it




FAIRY TALE

nce upon a time there has a young SINGER named DAMIAN. He was HAPPILY SKIPPING in the AMAZING forest when he met GAY CRAIG, a run-away ASSHOLE from the ALMIGHTY Queen EMMA.

DAMIAN could see that GAY CRAIG was hungry so he reached into his POCKETS and give him his YUMMY MCDONALDS. GAY CRAIG was thankful for DAMIAN's MCDONALDS, so he told DAMIAN a very SAD story about Queen EMMA's daughter FREE. How her mother, the ALMIGHTY Queen EMMA, kept her locked away in a HOUSE protected by a gigantic DONKEY, because FREE was so PRETTY.

DAMIAN CRIED LIKE A BABY. He vowed to GAY CRAIG the ASSHOLE that he would save the PRETTY FREE. He would EAT the DONKEY, and take FREE far away from her eveil mother, the ALMIGHTY Queen EMMA, and DATE her.

Then, all of the sudden, there was a GREAT STORM and GAY CRAIG the ASSHOLE began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic DONKEY from his story. ALMIGHTY Queen EMMA JUMPED out from behind a BONG and struck DAMIAN dead. In the far off HOUSE you could hear a BURP.

THE END.

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