::Coughing sleep phlegm from his chest, he emerges, still sleep-muzzy, from his room. Brownblack hair is messed and sticking up all over the place. He has linen lines on his face and his neck and almost everywhere (seeing as he sleeps naked), and his eyeliner is smudged. But none of this matters as he sits before his brand new computer and turns it on to let it load. Alan grins that demented grin of his, whitened teeth flashing in the sunlight of his livingroom. Nimble fingers tap along the keys as he begins posting his most amazing post to date. Perhaps::
So. We aw (we all being Shawn, Anna, James, Jimmy, Tobey, Hugh, Me, Patrick, Kiki, Jenni, Elizabeth and Bryan) went tae Universal Studios yesterday. Of course, we got th' huge huge huge star treatment (especially me) an' got majour discounts on our tickets. Yew know, free. So anywiy. We started our wee adventure wi' marvel fun an' went intae th' Marvel Madness store tae check out our merchandising. Th' entire place wis FULL of Nightcrawler stuff, imagine that!! An' so ah bought meself a little figurine of me just as a souvenier. After we all ran around playing with Hulk an' Spidey's balls, we ventured out into the open an' continued wandering, pointing out ugly people an' things of th' sort. Oh, by the wiy, this report will be a little gappy. Ah cannae remember things, as Jimmeh, Tobeh, Hugh an' ah got totally drunk on th' park beer. So, ah think we went downstairs to the other marvel stuff an' mistakenly got intae th' line fir this special effects thin'. Ah have tae say, Eric, that yir CG counterpart looks very good at 1/4 scale size. Verra tasty. So, after we got out of tha' thin', (after almost being killed by Fluffy) we went over to th' Mutant Training academy thin', where Tobeh proceeded tae be a dork wi' their fake Spidey, an' Anna, Hugh, and I got aw crazy over th' fake Wolvie they had. Wot?! He wis HOT. Ah wanted tae git intae his pants, ah'm tellin yew.
So, there wis more stuff, but ah cannae really remember right now becos ah just woke up an' ah can't be arsed tae pick me brain fir other wonderful memories. Just know tha' Anna and Jimmeh had a little DDR dance off, and Jimmeh sucks and Anna danced circles around him, literally. Later on, ah decided to dance an' rocked them aw. Ah also gave th' dancin' pad a little bit of humpin, just fir good measure.
Ahahaha. Ah'll edit this post later an' add more shite as ah remember it. Oh, an' a belated welcome tae th' new Marvelites people. Hi.
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