your all american anti-christ (cthulhudawn666) wrote, @ 2003-04-19 19:08:00

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answers
how do you get a one armed polish guy out of a tree?
wave to him

how do you stop a black guy from drowning?
take your foot off his head

how do you spot a polish person in vegas?
theyll be playing the parking meters

how do they do census in poland?
roll a penny down the street, for every group of people it passes multiply by 4.5 divide by the square root of 7 add 4 multiply by 2 and minus one for the jew that picks it up.

theres an armless, legless lady at the beach who asks some lonely guy to screw her, what does he do? throws her in the water

what do jews and canoes have in common? they dont tip

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