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DAY SE7EN, dating progress: The Internet Okay..so it has been suggested that I stay away from street corners and groceries....And it was suggested that I drink alot (not an option) and go to bars. So I will try two new and never before used methods in the history of gay dating: the internet and bars. I am sure no one else has experience with either, but I am going to try the interent first. That way if I fail, I can drunk trying the second method and kill two birds with one cocktail. So I have begun my search for the ultimate dating personals website. I have narrowed it down to 4,453,123 sites that claim the be the best site for finding dates with gay men. Since I am not looking for sex, I have tried to exclude thos sites that have "sex" in their descriptions. I came up with negative three sites. So that didnt work. Then I tried to reduce that number to sites that specifically serve my dating radius (circumference divided by 2xpi) and narrowed it down to 305,342 sites. So I have begun to write the perfect personal's ad which will surely reach its destination: Mr. Right. The only problem is, each website claims to have on the average about 90,000 subscribers. Thats like more than my calculator can calculate. I am certain that many are duplicates. But assuming that 1.) all gay men lie. 2.)all gay websites are operated by gay men. 3.) Divide everything a gay man says by three to get to the truth and that perhaps a third of all ads may be duplicated multiple times on several sites, thats still a few billion men to get through. Factoring in the number of ads that are fake or are promoting porn sites, we can safely narrow that down to about 11 datable men in my area. Assuming that the average gay man reads 2 personal ads per day, and there are about 300 billion ads to go through to get to mine, I will be approximately 127 before he responds to my ad. I suppose I had better get started, huh? And then of course there is gay chat rooms. Any advice on that? I have some very specific questions: How can one tell if the chatter is telling the truth or not? Should I chat with someone that doesnt have a profile and a picture? Do I really want to date a guy who shows me his cock but not his face? At what point can I feel safe meeting or giving out my phone number? Why does everyone keep calling me an asl? Asshole? Am I doing something wrong there? If they say "stats?" before they say "hello", are they referring to my heart condition or my financial portfolio? Why is it people who say "looks don't matter" never have a photo? And finally, I think there is something wrong with my computer because everytime they say, "Wanna hookup?" and I say "no", they disappear. Do I have a computer virus? Post a comment in response: |
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