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Agra
I was born in Agra, and as I got older, I realized that this city is very special, truly a great spot for lovers. Want to know why? Let me tell you. Agra is known for two things: the Taj Mahal and the mental asylum. Fresh Romeos can take a walk near the moonlit Taj, and go straight to the nearby mental hospital, the ultimate stage in love.
The roads of Agra are full of potholes, so that people can fall in, break a leg. This is great practice for falling in love and breaking hearts.
There is a big park in Agra called the ‘Rambag.’ It is so popular among lovers that angry fathers go there straight with their ‘lathis’ when their daughters are missing from home. I know, trust me!
The old city of Agra is like a maze. Full of streets and bylanes so that people can really get lost in love.
Those of you who are married can take home a miniature Taj Mahal and tell your wives, “Honey, I got the Taj, now you’ve just got to die.”
So my friends you must visit Agra, and believe me you will fall, either in love, or at least in a pothole.
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