| Current mood: |  hungry |
| Current music: | Fast Car by Tracy Chapman |
Thanks, There, Uh...Poker Face
Yesterday, Mumsies and I went shopping in New Minas. She bought me two Christmas presents. One's a Personal Cd Player thingamajig- I know 'coz I felt the headphones. Plus I asked for a new one since I smashed my last one.
I don't know what the other thing is. She also bought me a hat. The same one that evil twat, Jaimie stole from me.
So, my day was pretty good. I mean- I got a big pretzel- what could be better then a giant, fuckin' pretzel?
Talked to Eddie last night. Apparently he has a new 'girlfriend,' 'Yoru.' I might have been a wee, slight, tiny, bit jealous. Maybe.
And I also found out his friend Mike has a crush on me...Ugh, who doesn't? I'm, like, so sick of this. EVERYBODY loves me, 'cept the one person I want to! Just my luck. *Shrug* Meh.
I mean, I've got more important things to do. Like, my edumacation, and harassing people, taking over the world, and maiming people.
I woke up at, like, 7 this morning. Always with the 7 in the morning. CAN'T sleep in. But, it's cool. 'Coz for, like, the first time in weeks I have a lot of energy. Too much. I just wanna run around singing the Gnome Song:
Come all ye Gnomes,
Wiley and unjust.
Sing the Song of Gnomes,
And, of gnomie lust.
LOL...I have SO lost it. I mean the other night- I dreamt- that I was getting married to the guy offa 'While You Were Out.' And I was wearing the Old Lady Wedding Dress. It was strange.
Speaking of weddings- Mumsies is getting married in the spring. Which is cool with me- I like Joey. Like him more than my deadbe- uh, dad.
Since, I'm Maid of Honour, I get a lot of kick ass duties. Like- I get to throw the Bachelorette Party. Which means male strippers, and lotsa booze. Totally awesome. Though, in our little town- male strippers are hard to come by. Think I'll just pay Cody to strip, LMAO. If you knew Cody- that'd be funny...But, you don't. Or do you?
I also get to co-ordinate the music. Which is like, uber hardcore, 'coz music is just about the most important factor in my life. So, I get to pick the wedding singer, what SHE sings, AND I'm planning on singing something myself! Dunno what- I'm thinking, 'Our Song.' It's a good wedding song. So, this should be spiffy.
Oh, yeah- and no churches. In fact, I convinced her to get a Justice of the Peace to do her wedding, instead of a preist. I'm scared to, like, burst into flames. >< One too many "Fuck Gods!" there.
Well, I'm gonna go have breakie.
H
PS- Last night Amsies was trapped in her room (door-knob broke off), and she had to piss- so she took a whiz in her bong. Thought you should know. Very crucial piece of info. there.
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