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| Current music: | You Make Me Wanna, Usher |
This morning I woke up crazy early because I had been drinking (it's this thing I do. I guess I get thirsty and NEED water...) and I couldn't get back to sleep. So I just got up and read some fanfiction. Around 8:30am I left my room cause my mom was up whereupon I was once again told that she suspects that Dominic and I are sleeping together. Apparently when she came home and I was standing by the mirror putting earrings on and he was in the OTHER ROOM she thought that was looked like we had been doing something. I looked at her like "...wha?" and she said "Were you putting your clothes back on?"
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No. No mom, I'm not sleeping with my ex-boyfriend who comes from an extremely close and religious family's older brother who has a girlfriend that he's crazy about at university.
*shakes head in disgust*
Anyway, she's taking these Saturday math courses that will help her complete enough credits that will get her a degree or something. And she didn't have a scientific calculator up until this morning, and she didn't know how to use the "power of" button. I was tired and wanted to go to bed but she wanted me to help.
Daniela: Can I go now?
Mom: No.
D: Why do you need my help in order to to this? You're a grown woman! You should know how to use a VCR, a remote control, and a calculator.
M: Well I don't. That's why I had you.
D: You gave birth to someone just so you could keep in touch with reality?!
M: Oh yes I did!
And then I looked at her like "WHAT?!" and we both started laughing. Then after several long minutes of staring at the calculator I manged to crack the code. Yes, it was the most obvious button that did the trick. I'm so embarrassed of my complete ineptness that comes to do with anything mathematic.
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