Hayabusa (corky) wrote, @ 2003-07-19 22:54:00

If I were a month I would be: august
If I were a day of the week I would be: thursday
If I were a time of day I would be: noon
If I were a planet I would be: mars, obviously
If I were a sea animal I would be: a seamonkey
If I were a direction I would be: thatta way
If I were a piece of furniture I would be: loveseat! hahahah!..
If I were a sin I would be: i already am one.. its up to you to find out which
If I were a historical figure I would be: napoleon
If I were a liquid I would be: diet mountain dew
If I were a stone, I would be: sapphire
If I were a tree, I would be: birch
If I were a bird, I would be: cardinal
If I were a tool, I would be: screwdriver! hahaha! hmm.. funnybone not working today
If I were a flower/plant, I would be: a potato
If I were a kind of weather, I would be: cool but sunny
If I were a mythical creature, I would be: an elf! laugh not lest ye be arrowzored
If I were a musical instrument, I would be: the drums
If I were an animal, I would be: a wolf
If I were a color, I would be: blue
If I were a vegetable, I would be: potato, we've been over this
If I were a sound, I would be: an orchestras string section during a solo
If I were an element, I would be: wind
If I were a car, I would be: a mustang
If I were a song, I would be: smooth criminal?
If I were a movie, I would be directed by: boy george? NO! spielberg obviously
If I were a food, I would be: pizza
If I were a place, I would be: england in a parallel dimension where they have good teeth
If I were a material, I would be: cotton
If I were a taste, I would be: orange
If I were a scent, I would be: lemon
If I were a religion, I would be: mormon? hehehehe..
If I were a word, I would be: punk
If I were an object, I would be: a lucky rabbits foot
If I were a body part I would be: elbow
If I were a facial expression I would be: the raised eyebrow
If I were a subject in school I would be: math
If I were a cartoon character I would be: slick, duh
If I were a shape I would be a: triangle
If I were a number I would be: 312

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