brandon (coogikid14) wrote, @ 2005-06-29 23:20:00

Oh freaking...k?
Late one night Kent Adams was on his computer.

ilikemen: hey, what's up?
sodoI69: uh wtf is this
ilikemen: i watch u, i no everything about u
sodoI69: fuck, who told you how often i masturbate?
ilikemen: no
sodoI69: so who r u
ilikemen: i m batboy
sodiI69: wtf is batboy
ilikemen: i escaped from my cage after finding saddam
sodoI69: my daddy sez saddam is bad
ilikemen: i'm going to be in ur room tonite
sodoI69: no ur not allowed
ilikemen: cya l8r
sodoI69: who is this?
Automatic message from ilikemen: I eat babies.
sodoI69: SHIT!

Later that night, he locked all ofthe doors and windows
and decided to play it safe and sleep with his parents.
He went to go check on his baby brother later and there
was blood everywhere, all he could find was his brother's
decapitated head still crying and his left asscrack.
Kent ran back to his parents room and they were having
sex. "Gross" kent thought. So he joined in. Soon after,
however, he realized that this was not his dad fucking
him and his mom. It was batboy. Kent looked up and saw his
dad's chainsaw-ridden flesh-peeled blood-dripping corpse
hanging from the fan, which was on. Batboy began to laugh.
"You're, you're one evil evil boy!" Batboy laughed and pulled
a huge ass-chainsaw out of his ass. He tied him and his mom
together and chopped across into 20 bite-sized chunks.
"Not big enough!" So he cut them diagonally into 20 more
chunks. "Fun sized" batboy thought. He collected the
40 pieces and put them in a bag. He stuck them in the closet
and labeled the bag "DILDOS."

20 years later...

Kent's little brother (who was actually just a decapitated
baby head on a stick with a left asscrack for an arm) was
sitting on computer late one night.

ilikemen: heya
ladiesman1021: whos this?
ilikemen: this is batboy wanna have sex
ladiesman1021: sure it might be kinda hard
ilikemen: yes, but no worries, look in the closet
ladiesman1021: why?
ilikemen: the dildo bag, i'll be right over.

So kent's brother looked in the bag and found 40 pieces
of his mom, kent, and his dad. He sobbed and began to
glue them together. Batboy appeared from behind with
his ass-chainsaw, now stained red.
"you're a terrible man!" kent's brother yelled.
But he was no man. He was batboy, half bat, half boy,
the rest awesome. Batboy pulled out his chainsaw balls
and began to anally rape batboy's brother (how, you might
ask, well that's a whole 'nother story for a whole 'nother
day.) So kent's brother imploded and caused a chain reaction
which destroyed the entire world. This was known as the
ice age. Batboy lives on now.

If you don't post this to your bulletin in the next 5
seconds batboy will come to your house tonight and
fuck your mom then anally rape you with his chainsaw
balls.

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