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I loathe spammers. What the freakin' hell is this? Really, I ask you...
I hate bullsh!t mail like this. Seriously, do I really NEED multiple mails like this in my inbox every bloody day? You'd think that they'd get the picture after my opting out a bajillion times! I'm sure these mails flood inboxes on a global scale... Is the world really filled with guys crying out for more penis length? And how on earth is it "Doctor recommended"? What, are you telling me there's a doctor out there telling us our penises are too small?
"Oh, you suffer greatly from Tiny-Penis Syndrome! You simply must buy this penis patch! I highly recommend it! If you don't buy it, your love life will fail and your woman will leave you and aliens will invade the earth and HELP, HELP! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!"
I don't think a word exists that accurately describes just how much I despise this stuff. Actually, I just wish the guys who send this crap out would all be put in a big horror movie and hunted down one by one by a giant, ill-tempered, horny Alien.
With rabies.
Yeah, I'd pay to see that.
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