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| Current music: | Chingy - Right Thur |
Idiocy is fun!
Not.
What is it about people that get on your nerves so bad you just want to reach through the fabric of time and space and throttle their neanderthal ancestors?
I mean, seriously! Have you ever met someone who says the most inane things ever that it leaves you wondering just how much in-breeding their genes were borne from? Either that or they sound like some British retard wannabe...
"Bleeeoooooeeeaarrgh! I are so cool, what!!!!! I hail from bonnie seas and rocks is my frens! Rocks is fun, yes yes! Har har I so funny with the jokes and the rocks. Yes, funny!"
The worst part about it is that they don't realize just how freakin' annoying their idiocy is. They drive you up the wall until you go through the damn ceiling. Heck, you're so high up you're watching rats hump in the rafters. That reminds me, I gotta watch Bad Boys 2...
In any case, nothing really works. They don't understand subtle hints. Ignoring them is impossible coz they just keep yakking and their vocal emissions seem to permeate every inch of your mind and drive you to wonder WHY? WHY?! WHEN WILL THE PAIN STOP??!! OH, SWEET MOTHER OF GANDHI!
But maybe it's just me. Maybe I'm just being an irritable jerk and I'm PMS-ing or something. No, wait a minute... That can't be it coz I'm NOT A WOMAN!
*Looks in pants*
Nope, definitely not a woman. If I was, I'd probably spend the entire day sitting in front of the mirror touching myself.
"Ooh, I didn't know boobs go 'GOOSH'!"
But I'm losing my point here. As I was saying, maybe it's just me and I'm just going through an irritable spell or something? These people are probably nice guys and I'm just not seeing that, right?
Naw, it's definitely them. They need more obvious hints. Like, maybe rocks to the head. Or a cattleprod! Yeah, that'd be good. With the electricity. And the shocking.
Ooh, the shocking...
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