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-k Money- (cherrie_s0da) wrote,
@ 2004-08-30 11:59:00
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    You Know You're From Massachusetts When...


    The person driving in front of you is going 70 mph and you are cursing him for going too slow.
    (yea, especially when the car in front of him is going like 85)

    When ordering a tonic, you mean a Coke...not quinine water.
    (no, actually, i thought tonic was like fizzy water)

    You actually enjoy driving around rotaries.
    (there enough of them)

    You almost feel disappointed when someone doesn't flip you the bird when you cut them off or steal their parking space.
    (well it does make it that much more fun)

    You know how to pronounce the names of towns like Worcester, Billerica, Haverhill, Barre and Cotuit.
    (i kno worcester, barre, and cotuit, but not the others)

    You have driven to New Hampshire on a Sunday in order to get beer.
    (haha no we can get beer on sunday now! haha)

    You know that there are two Bulger brothers, and that they're both crooks.
    (no sry)

    You know what they sell at a packie.
    (...yes)

    You know at least one bar where you can get something to drink after last call.
    (haha, theres only bars in dt spngfld, and the only reason they close is if some1 gets shot)

    You can actually find your way around Boston.
    (hell yea, its easy)

    Evacuation Day is a recognized holiday.
    (no, sry)

    You know what First Night is.
    (i do?)

    You know at least one guy named Sean, Pat, Whitey, Red, Bud or Seamus.
    (sean, pat yes, not the others)

    You think the rest of the country owes you for Thanksgiving and Independence Day.
    (hell yea)

    You have never been to Cheers.
    (yes i have!)

    When the words 'WICKED' and 'GOOD' go together.
    (wicked goes with everything. wicked hard, wicked bad, wicked awsome, haha)

    You knew that there was no chance in hell that the Pats would move to Hartford.
    (no, r u kidding, gilette is where they shall stay)

    You have gone to at least one party at UMass.
    (ha, no but my sister has)

    The curse of the Bambino is taught in public schools.
    (haha that stupid curse, who cares, im a yankees fan!)

    You own a "Yankees Suck" shirt or hat.
    (no but i do own a red sox suck shirt and i wear it very much in public)

    You think Doug Flutie is the greatest athlete ever.
    (hahaha, NO the guy does have his own cereal though)

    You remember exactly where you were when the ball rolled through Buckner's legs.
    (i was too young but i laugh when ever i see the clip)

    You pray for the Red Sox to win the World Series not this season, but in your lifetime.
    (nope, i pray they never do)

    You know how to make a frappe.
    (oh yes, they r yummy)

    You know that "Big Dig" is also a kind of ice cream you can get at Brigham's.
    (yes but its yucky)

    You actually know how to merge from 6 lanes of traffic down to one.
    (like its my job haha, even though i cant drive)

    You never go to "Cape Cod", you go "down the Cape".
    (very much)

    You think that Roger Clemens, Wade Boggs and Derek Jeter are more evil than Whitey Bulger.
    (haha NO, there all my hero's)

    You went to Old Sturbridge Village, Plymouth Plantation, or both, on field trip in grammar school.
    (oh hell yesss)

    You're aware that there is a town, somewhere in Massachusetts, named Brimfield where they have the biggest outdoor antique market in the world.
    (omg r u kidding, i drive thru there like every time i have to get on the freakin mass pike, i mean my dad cant even go thru there on his way to work cuz it takes so long when the fair is going on, so pretty much we have to kno when that goddamn fair is going on)

    You can drive to the mountains and the ocean all in one day.
    (done it)

    You know that the Mass Pike is some sort of strange weather dividing line.
    (no actually i thought it was just a turnpike)

    You know that P-Town isn't the name of a new rap group.
    (yes but it would be funny if it was)

    You know that Ludlow is 90% Portuguese and that Fall River is 90% Lebanese.
    (haha i luv ludlow, and yea i did kno there were a lot of portuguese people there)


    You do not recognize the letter "R" as a part of the English language.
    (what, have u ever listened the the red sox annoucers on NESN? when the yankees r playing there like "heres mussiner pitching to posader", they say it like its there job..)

    You've called something "wicked pissa"
    (no but i do use the word wicked fequently)

    You have driven to either Rhode Island, New Hampshire or Vermont for a tattoo.
    (haha no but my sister has)

    You see people like Steven Tyler (Aerosmith), Dicky Barret (The Mighty, Mighty Bosstones), and Evan Dando (The Lemonheads) in the local supermarket and it doesn't phase you.
    (ive never seen them, thatd be WICKED cool)

    You've slammed on your brakes to deter a tailgater
    (oh yes, its fun)

    Know at least three Tony's, one Vinnie and a Frank(ie)
    (indeed)

    Paranoia sets in if you can't see a Dunkin Donuts, ATM or CVS within eyeshot at all times.
    (r u kidding, it was a miricle dunkin donuts finally came 2 freakin hampden, and we have to drive over 15 minutes for a freakin cvs)

    You keep an ice scraper and can of de-icer on the floor of your car...year round
    (yea...)

    You still try to order curly fries from Burger King
    (we dont even have burger kings around here anymore)

    You order iced coffee in January
    (absolutly)

    You know what candlepin bowling is
    (yes i do)

    You drive 45 minutes to New Hampshire to save $5 in sales tax
    (its only like 30 mins)

    You've pulled out of a side street and used your car to block oncoming traffic so you can make a left.
    (aka cape cod cut off)

    You've bragged about the money you've saved at The Christmas Tree Shop
    (dont u just loove a bargain)

    You know what a "regular" coffee is
    (eww yes, my mother drinks it)

    You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends from Massachusetts.
    (got them yes, pass them no)






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