Haha I just called Pierre and told him about us getting married and divorcing or whatever, how weird am I. Anyway, I hadn't called him in fucking ages. We hardly ever talk now. He's such a fuck. I'm just trying to remember how we met. I bet it was so fucking stupid. I mean he's cute but that's just the problem, he's too nice. Fuck, I'm going to be thinking about him for fucking forever. I'd fuck him to see what it's like haha. Man, I'm tired.