Carina (carinacelata) wrote, @ 2009-09-04 02:03:00

The Battle Ogre and the Warrior Queen
The Evil Queen and the Good Little Church going Ogre

Once upon a time in the great Queendom of Aweslyvania, lived a queen who was too damn evil for her own good. For fun she liked to torture her subjects by making them listen to musicals everyday. Each day was a new theme, Euthanasia, AIDS, correct table etiquette, what queens like for surprise gifts...
They got sick of it and sent in an ogre to terrify her into leaving
But the ogre they ordered was so sweet and innocent, he came from the Eighth United Church of Ninja Bunny and Samurai Cat and was fond of the principles of treating others with kindness and goodwill. He didn't lay a hand on the Evil Queen. Instead he just shook his head.
"I disapprove. And the Church disapproves."
"Fuck the church," the Evil Queen said.
"Fuck you," the good little Ninja Bunny fearing ogre said.
So after approximately 8 hours of doing just that, the sweet follower of Ninja Bunnyism and the heathen Evil Queen came upon an agreement.
"I shall be nicer to my subjects. If and only if, you visit more often."
"I shall visit more often and I will not speak of religious differences so long as you do that thing you did earlier with your Mighty Royal tongue."
and so that was settled

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