Marvin "Twitch" Caldwell (caffeeinetwitch) wrote, @ 2003-06-20 12:02:00

Whew! Next day. Last night was great! Today, after class, now that I know where the undead congregate, I'm going to see if I can gather together that gang of folks and find the Heart of Darkness where the undead are spawned. You see, I got the idea for a Heart of Darkness from Dungeon Keeper. Now before you think I'm totally insane, remember what I said about resonance and Higgs Bosons and interdimensional power sources and the disruption caused by certain materials from this dimension when introduced into objects powered by this interdimensional source of energy.
You see, a Heart of Darkness is a place where the dimensions touch and the resonance from that dimension leaks through and contaiminates things on this side of the barrier. Things that become resonant with this interdimensional energy source and begin vibrating at that frequency become undead. Those that resonate the most strongly must be what becomes vampires and zombie lords. Those astute at manipulating this pan-dimensional terror would be folks like voodoo houngans and witches.
So there must be a place where they're getting their power. And I've got to find it and send a dimensional bomb across the barrier. The problem is, I don't know now to create a radiant energy type that disrupts the unliving. I know sunlight busts up vampires, which means it might carry that wavelength, but I don't know the specific wavelength, and I don't know enough about sunlight to properly dissemble all types of em radiation in it.
Oh well, maybe I shouldn't concentrate so much on quickly undoing the zombie threat. But somebody should do something! This Xander d00d seems to think that we can take time off from time to time for training. That sounds like a good idea. Those vampires are a lot tougher than I thought they were. Maybe I need some training.
BTW, I started playing RE2 again this morning. Claire Redfield...ah...zombie hunting chickie...too bad our zombie hunting babes don't like the smell of garlic. THat reminds me...I need more salt.

OH, and that reminds me! Zombie Hunting Tip of the Day!
Spotting zombies is much easier than one would think. Look for the following traits:
Blank stare
Unintelligible grunting
Jerky movements
Excessive drooling
Awful Smell

Of course, this makes it difficult to tell a zombie from your average frat goon or club crawler, so make certain its an actual zombie first. A good clue that goes along with the rest of this is that your average zombie might be found at Impulse (where they don't let me in! I'm certain its because they sense my zombie-hunting skillz).

(With special thanks for the Zombie PSA from Great Teacher Largo)

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