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DisorientedJellyfish (briansue) wrote,
@ 2003-12-13 14:36:00
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    Current mood:rappy
    Current music:50 shekel - in da shul

    my jew-unit
    http://www.50shekel.com


    Go, go, go, go
    Go, go, go boychick
    It's your birthday
    We're gonna party like it's your birthday
    We're gonna sip chewitz like it's your birthday
    And you know we all know the shpiel
    That it's your birthday

    [chorus 2x]
    You can find me in da shul, praying after school
    Honey I got the chewitz if you're jumping in my pool
    I'm just into making peace, I ain't into causing trub
    So come give me a hug, if you're into getting love

    [verse]
    When I daven up front, you see me shuckle with my cuz
    When I pray pretty deep, it's me and G-D up above
    Ladies hear I'm in L.A., now they wanna call me up
    When I shpiel like Eminem, and the Jews they show me love

    But chevra nothin's changed, be proud, Jews up
    I see Sandler in his flicks, just keeps blowin' up
    If you watch how I shmooze then you'll see how I do my shtick
    Been abused by this town but I ain't walk with a stick
    In the shul then the ladies saying Shekel you hot
    They like me, I want them to love me like they love G-D
    Yo holla Brooklyn to Teaneck, them places taught me to love yo
    My plan's to bring peace n' put thing song on the radio
    Keepin' focused man, my plan's on my mind
    Got a second chance to give and I won't fall behind
    Now girly said she feeling my laughs, she feeling my shpiel
    We're gonna go out tonight for a great sushi meal “ I'll pay

    [chorus 2x]

    [bridge]
    These J.A.P.S. they want most everything
    Fancy clothes, fancy cars, fancy diamond rings
    Gucci, Lexus, Sushi, Bel Air
    West Bank, where's the peace and why ain't you still changed

    [verse]
    And you should love us, way more than you hate us
    Why you mad bros? I thought that you'd be happy we're neighbors
    I'm that mensch showing people how to live the Jew life
    You're those angry ass bombers trying to hold us down right

    When my thoughts get to G-D in the shul it's on
    I wink my eye at the Rebbe, my aliyah is on
    If Bush wants to fight ˜em, let the powers overturn
    If he's talking taking over, chevra I ain't concerned

    I'm a tell you what Bernie told me just go ˜head speak your mind up
    If extremist hate then let ˜em hate
    Then watch them blow themselves up
    But we could go upside the bank with a bottle of chewitz
    Come on we can make peace

    [chorus 2x]

    [talking]

    Don't try to act like you don't know where we be neither chevra
    We in da shul all the time, it's about to pop off chevra
    Shekel and Rock The Beat Productions in the hizzzousssse

    [DJ Rock The Beat: Act like you know

    And knowing is half the mitzvah
    Shekel Style



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