1. Butter. And the lost souls of the condemned.
2. Yeah...when I was in fifth grade, there was this girl that nobody liked. Everyone (including me) made fun of her, called her a dog, etc. One day at lunch she acted like she was going to kill herself by strangling herself with her hands (which is literally impossible) and everyone (including me) yelled nasty insults at her, and everyone (not including me, thank god) threw food at her. Two days later she was institutionalized, and we found out that her dad had been molesting her since she was a little girl.
3. I would buy a big house for me a my fiance, with a guest house in the back for all of my homeless friends to stay in. I have lots of homeless friends.