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Billy (billypalooza) wrote,
@ 2004-06-06 03:30:00
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    Billy for Mayor: OH OH
    Billy for Mayor: today at the mall
    Billy for Mayor:at Dillard's again
    MechanicalMonky: oh no
    Billy for Mayor: after the awful scene with the mannequins and the old women, i tried to make a quick exit
    Billy for Mayor: but i got lost in the maze of cosmetic counters that blocks the entrance
    Billy for Mayor: i was in the middle of like 10 of them and the women were coming at me with the blush brushes and i was screaming and yelling for someone to help
    Billy for Mayor: but no one helped, of course.
    Billy for Mayor:and i left looking 5 years younger, with rosy red cheeks and beautifully moisturized cheekbones
    MechanicalMonky: HAHAHAHAHAHHA
    MechanicalMonky: omg
    MechanicalMonky: that has to be one of the funniest things youve ever said
    Billy for Mayor: hahah that was my brain tumor talking
    Billy for Mayor: yay thanks!
    Billy for Mayor: you should make a note of that somewhere
    Billy for Mayor: and write your Congressman and nominate me for a Purple Heart


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