| Current mood: |  quixotic |
| Current music: | I have no idea what quixotic means, I hope it means no pants |
Turkey for me, Turkey for you
Arg, organic chemistry is going to be the bane of my life. Must I, as a lowly biology student, submit to the cold, harsh teet of alkyl compounds, mononucleic substitutions, and tertiary eliminations? This day started out pretty strange too. I woke up from having this weird nightmare where this gigantic green and purple polka dotted mushroom/fungus was chasing me through this house which was suppose to be my cousins. Don't ask me why. Anyways, i succeeded in tearing the mushrooms stem off and kill it (it had a mind of its own). But the shroomy head part was still after me. All I could think about was the germs. It was a fungus after all. I never succeeded in killing the head part. I just managed to lock myself in a room to get away. But here was the scary part. The room I had locked myself in was filled with bacteria and germs that were colonizing the room at an exponential rate. I was VERY freaked out. THen something magical happened. SOmething appeared and gave me some antibacterial fungus spray. However, it was the size of an eye drop container and I was freaking out because it wasn't enough and I was making the bacteria mad. Then I woke up. How horrifying! So I decided that I would skip all my classes today except for organic since I had a test. I studied during the time I didnt go to class. Man, that test kicked my balls. I didnt wet myself as predicted, but I had a distinct feeling of testicular cavity withdrawal. Yes, I know. Scary thought. Don't think about it. It's mind blowing. Anyways, chao baby. I'm gonna go home and stuff myself to the point of sickness and tremendous weight gain. Ah, one can only hope...
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