Time for an update. An' a meaningful one at that. Tonight was the awards show. An' we performed there. An' we won the Viewer's Choice awards. An' if you didn't notice, yea, I was wearin' a Rancid jacket. HAHA. I don't know why. To symbolize somethin' I guess. To mock Tim an' his band an' throw it in his face that I'm married to his ex-wife. I don't know. I don't give a shit. Call me an asshole if you want. Brody was there in the crowd along wi' Mandy an' I think Kristin, not sure.
Did ya'll notice Joel's jacket? That ugly little piece of shit thing he was wearin'? HAHAHAHA. Joel thinks he got some kinda thug appeal or whatnot, yo. I think not. Nah man, I'm juss messin'. I mean, yea, you think you some hardcore thug which you ain't, but you know I juss like pickin' on you. YEA, I KISSED PAUL ON THE CHEEK. Haha, what of it? That was hot, right? Hahaha. Or... "hott" with two T's, right Joel? HAHAHA dude.
Chris Rock needs to fuckin' have his face bashed in wi' a golf cart. Him an' tha' big mouth of his is gonna get his ass killed, I swear.
Aight, award show aside. I hear Joel an' Mandy are 'bout to have another bundle of joy comin' into the Madden family. CONGRATULATIONS YOU HORNY MOTHERFUCKERS. Yea, you know I hadda say that. What else? Uhhhh. Shauna an' Justin, congratulations on your engagement. Uhhhhh. Jessi an' Joey, congratulations on your uh.. well I'll juss say it at the weddin'. Haha.
Uh. I don't know what else to say. MY ANNIVERSARY IS COMIN' UP.
H I B R O D Y M A D D E N . . .
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